Elizabeth: Yeah.
me: do your feet get cold?
Elizabeth: yes.
me: so do mine
i thought maybe it was just me... i feel much better now
Elizabeth: No, a lot of people's feet get cold because no one's blood circulates as well down there.
me: that sounds like science! who the fuck taught you science??!!! THIS IS AGAINST THE LAW
Elizabeth: What?
me: well you're a woman... at the meetings we decided that women shouldn't learn science so they can continue to be disenfranchised
Elizabeth: But I'm in law school.
How am I going to be disenfranchised with a law school?
me: have you ever met a truly enfranchised woman? think about it... law school is just another trick we're playing on you
Elizabeth: Well that sucks.
I wish I had known that sooner.
I wish I had known that sooner.
me: sorry, it's like fight club... i couldn't tell you about it until it was too late
Elizabeth: That makes sense.
| FUCKING LEARN YOUR ASS SOME SCIENCE |
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