The first incursion began on Wednesday. Who knows why, but they chose Sweden. The fucking ground burst and spit hellfire into the morning air. At first, it was declared to be "a massive geological event" because who, upon seeing the devastation, would conclude, "oh, of course, demons have arrived to eat our faces." No, normal people don't think like that. They said it was similar in effect to a geyser, leaving out the fact that, outside volcanoes, GEYSERS DON'T FUCKING SHOOT FIRE AT PEOPLE. There were those of us who knew the truth, but Sweden is far, and burning leather wings flap with an unmatched urgency. We arrived too late. By Saturday, Sweden was salt and ash.